Superairconditioner Man

FTLComm - Tisdale
Monday, July 29, 2002


Its a bird, its a plane, no its Superairconditioner Man.

This morning standing high above the downtown section of Tisdale was Mr. McFadden's crane.

A workman was on top of the Scotia Bank while another provided hook control between the crane operator and the roof top worker.

Bad timing but it seems the Scotia Banks Air Conditioner is not performing properly.

The fix was to augment the installed equipment with another unit which was to be hooked into the system to boost performance.

In the mean time it was time to bring the guy on the roof down and a bucket was attached and the crane brought the carried up to the roof for him to hop into then off he went.

The ground signalman said that it was quite a ride and Superairconditioner Man had a smile you could see, well, at least a block away.

The McFadden crane will just have to do until we figure out a way to levitate. Not only is gravity a big "let down" but it seems to have a profound affect on "let up" as well. So, all budding scientists, its time to take up the challenge and come up with an anti gravity system, gosh its 2002 already, get at it now folks, we need levity.