Hitler may well have concluded from the time he spent with Unity that English girls were not very bright.
It was a reaction that others had on seeing her. One Englishman who saw her clicking her heels and saying "Heil Hitler" couldn't stop himself giggling.
Her sisters, too, mocked her as Mrs "Wessel", the storm-trooper killed by communists and immortalised in a Nazi marching song.
Unity took no notice. Her heart still fluttered when she saw Hitler's car drive by - "I stood saluting. When I got to the hairdresser I felt quite faint & my knees were giving, you know how one does when one sees him unexpectedly."
But the passion was all one-sided. Elmar Streicher, the son of Julius Streicher, the sadistic and psychopathic gauleiter hanged at Nuremberg, knew Unity.
"She had nothing to do with Hitler as a woman," he said, "she was just a butterfly to a flower. As a woman she was so very tall, you had to laugh to see it. She simply wasn't sexy. She was a virgin to the day of her death, I'd put my hand in the fire to say that."
If there was no sex, there could be no son of Adolf. Not then, or now.
But Streicher may have been wrong about Unity. There were rumours that she slept with SS officers. Could
she indeed have been pregnant when she was brought home in 1940, but by someone other than her beloved F¸hrer?
This is unlikely. In the tens of thousands of letters written by the six Mitford sisters both to each other and to those outside the family, there is not even the slightest hint of Unity being with child or a nephew being born.
Perhaps their letters were self- censored to conceal this great secret. But again, that seems unlikely.
The Mitfords were the world's greatest gossips. Between them they had in-roads into every conceivable social circle - literary, political, aristocratic and so on: and yet not a word, not even an ambiguity, can be detected to suggest that this was the dread family skeleton.
Certainly, the girls and their mother were very protective of Unity when they got her home. But that is hardly surprising.
After she shot herself in Munich, she lay unconscious in hospital for weeks - during which time no news of her suicide attempt reached Britain.
Hitler had banned the German press from reporting it, and speculation in England was that she was probably in a concentration camp.
Nancy, sitting in an air-raid shelter in anticipation of an imminent gas attack, thought that would be poetic justice, but concerned for Unity, nonetheless wrote to her sister, Jessica: "Poor Boud. Fleet Street says she has been put on a farm for Czech women.
"We have written to the Duchess of Aosta to ask the Italian consul in Munich to find out what has really happened, & if she is awfully miserable perhaps she could go to Italy.
"Probably she is on top of the world though."
Unity was far from that, though she was safe. Her beloved F¸hrer did the decent thing by this strange, obsessed Englishwoman who had been his fervent and unquestioning admirer for so long.
He had her treated in Germany before being taken by train to a clinic in neutral Switzerland, where, in January 1940, "Muv" and sister Deborah came to fetch her.
They found her paralysed and seriously ill, with her hair still matted from the day she tried to shoot herself.
She returned to England on a stretcher, the Press clamouring for pictures as she came off the cross-Channel ferry at Folkestone.
Could she really have been hiding a seven-month bump beneath the blanket? It was a long time since she had actually been alone with Hitler.
In the months before the war, she had found it almost impossible to get through his SS screen.
In Britain, some papers wanted her scalp. The Daily Mirror wondered why "the Mitford girl, who has been openly consorting with the King's enemies, should go scot free".
But taking revenge on her would have been pointless. The bullet, still in her brain, fuddled her memory - "a mercy, I expect," said Nancy.
All she could recall was that Hitler once said she had nice legs. She told her sisters she was glad to be home: "I thought you all hated me but I don't remember why."
She was left with the mental age of a 12-year-old, and was unpredictable, fractious, clumsy and incontinent at night.
She replaced her obsession with Hitler with an obsession with religion.
Her mother took on the task of caring for her for the rest of her life.
Perhaps she did have a nervous breakdown and spent a little time in a nursing home near her mother's cottage.
After all she had been through, it would hardly be surprising if she needed professional help or her mother some respite.
But as for giving birth to a child, that seems simply unbelievable.
Unity died in 1948 of meningitis and "an old gunshot wound", according to her death certificate.
Her sisters, even those who deplored her politics and hated her association with Hitler, mourned her deeply. |